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i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

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☞Student Stops Waving to Kid He Met at Orientation☜



WASHINGTON, DC – Citing a complete lack of knowledge about the guy he has politely waved to for the past three years, Junior Nathan Sommers announced his plan to phase out all acknowledgment of the kid who was in his orientation group in 2011. “To be honest I wasn’t even crazy about him when…

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i want every frame of this tattooed on my body and then i want it on my gravestone

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Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth